Joke Time (Warning: Not Funny)

Once a week in Rehovot I volunteer at a library. It's quite an amazing experience. Not only do they give me the pleasure to put away the English books, but they let me put away the French ones too! I'm apparently still unqualified to put the Hebrew and Russian books away but I'm crossing my fingers that in the next 3 months I'll gain that responsibility. Finally, once I'm done with that rewarding work, I get to put up fliers all over the library!

Now, I know what you are thinking, how could this volunteer placement get any better? Well, I don't want to brag or anything, but the absolute best part of working at the library is the lame Jewish joke book (emphasis on the lame) that I get the opportunity to browse on my down time, and trust me I get to browse a lot. For your enjoyment I'll leave you with some highlights, or lowlights actually. Please excuse me if the jokes are paraphrased and not exact representations, although I can promise you that no cheesyness has been lost:

Q: What type of cigarettes do Jews smoke?

A: Gefiltered!

Q: Why do Jewish women love Chinese food?

A: Because Wonton spelled backwards is Not Now!

Q: What cheese do Jews prefer on their pizza?

A: Matza-rella!

Pretty awesome eh? Almost like you couldn't make them up yourself right? Mmm debatable, here are some of my own:

Q: What did the Moyel bring to dinner?

A: Bris-kit!

Q: Where do Jews store their expensive belongings?

A: In an Oy Gevalt!

Any noticeable difference?